Habitat: Jungles of Argentina
Size: Really big, really scary
First reported: The Late Carboniferous Period
Swabbed by: Gaurav Chauhan
Notes: There are some who may say that Megarachne wasn’t a spider at all. That, instead of being an 8-legged, fanged, land monster, it was an 8-armed, fanged, sea monster. Our happenstance encounter with the mighty Arachnoclops proves otherwise. Gaurav, with a coolness befitting the best Death Worm riders, managed to swab the 8-legged freak from atop his writhing steed. May we all show such fortitude! It remains to be seen whether the sample we obtained is saliva, or some sort of doom venom–the wafts of smoke emanating from the swab suggest the latter–but a sample is a sample.